Bigger, Bolder & Messier: The New Iraq, brought to you by the Bush Administration
Today it was revealed by an outside, international news source that Bush and Iran are fighting on the same team. Apparently the pathetic Iraqi government is in dire need of assistance to defeat the rebel cleric Moqtada al Sadr.
Us proud and commandeering Americans traveled to Iraq, according to Bush’s latest excuse, to secure democracy and make the world a better place. While this is, perhaps, about as vague as a premonition from the Oracle of Delphi herself, even the Oracle got it wrong from time to time.
What’s funny is that there is no historical evidence that supports the fact that the Oracle of Delphi, an almost millennia-long tradition of fortune, ever got it wrong on any of the key events. The Delphi organization was well intoned to politics and
Bush Administration Warns Carter Not to Achieve Peace in Middle East
Damn that Jimmy Carter. You know that Left-wing socialist, commie, pinko, peacenik, additional generic Republican insult, anti-capitalist, whacko… (hmmm let’s go with) terrorist has finally gone to far. Now he’s achieving peace in the Middle East and he’s doing it in his whacko Left-wing way, by talking.