Yes there is yet another scandal coming from the Bush Adminsitration. This time, it’s Condi Rice’s right hand man (and that now takes on new meaning), Deputy Sec. of State Randall L. Tobias has admited to ABC News that he was the customer of a D.C. prostitution ring.
But it gets better.
Tobias is one of those abstinence is the only way to stop AIDS advocates. Yes that’s right, one of Bush’s “moral” high grounders, who walked around to schools telling kids that the only safe sex is no sex and is married by the way, has admitted to being a consumer of illegal prostituion.
But it gets even better.
Tobias claims there was no sex. Like Ted Haggard before him, Tobias is one of those guys who meets with hookers to try and convince them that abstinance is the way to go. Also, he’s a man of principle. He understands that a hookers gotta eat, so while they spend their time locked away in a sleazy motel room praying for our troops and discussing how to convince youngsters of the evils of sex, he is sure to pay up front. Of course there was no sex, what do you think he is, a Democrat?
No seriously, he claims he was just getting a massage, with no happy endings.
The best part is, the guy resigned citing “personal reasons”, and said it had nothing to do with the scandal. Well of course it doesn’t. He just needs to spend time with his wife who found out he was a frequenter of prostitutes.
Yes another GOP hypocrite bites the dust.
Oh boy another Republican Sex Scandal to add to the rapidly growing list. Seems to me these guys need to find some less creepy ways of relieving their penned up sexual energy. Better to be honest with who you are and what you are, a human being with sexual needs, than to lie to yourself and hate others who are open about what desires you crave.
Maybe the Repubs should have their next convention at a fetish ball, or as Bill Maher says, a giant closet.