I am very proud to say that Obama has been reelected as President of the United States!
After a horrible 2010 election where the Tea Party rose up to take a bunch of seats while Democrats stayed home and forgot to vote, America reawakened once more to put the brakes on conservatism and return Obama back to the White House.
Today is a great day for America for so many reasons!
Most importantly, the forces of radical conservatism have been beaten back and our first African-American President has pulled out a solid victory that spits in the eye of racists everywhere.
Yet even better, it is a solid rebuke of conservatism at large and the Tea Party, of slash and burn tactics to destroy Medicare and Social Security. They are safe from the lying hands that wish to chop up these programs and turn them into tax handouts for rich people. All across the board conservatives lost and were embarrassed. The Senate remains in Democratic hands and while the House, gamed by the 2010 state elections and redistricting, remains in GOP hands, they are weaker tonight without a few of their key Tea Party leaders.
Lastly, it a victory for sanity. The Tea Party is tonight’s biggest loser and boy do they deserve it! For all of the radical and illogical blathering they have spat out to congest Washington, they now know that it is not just the so-called Moderate Mitt Romney who lost, but radical Paul Ryan and radicals across the board. I’m proud of you my fellow Americans, I knew you would come to your senses! Thank you!