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All Hail the Commander Guy

commander guy bush
Just look at that face. Shrewd and decisive. A “decider” if you will.
But what other emotions can we pull from this face? Keeping in mind this is emotion #3 from a short list of prefab emotions, concocted to convince you of his enormous down-home-ness,

Honesty? You say? Well I think we know the answer to that question. Integrity? Hmmm, no not quite, considering half his cabinet is either been indicted, under investigation, should be indicted or living it up with hookers. Intelligence? Wow, not by a long shot.

Turns out, that’s the face of command.

Today our fearless leader declared, in his usual condescending tone: “The question is, ‘Who ought to make that decision, the Congress or the commanders? As you know, my position is clear – I’m the commander guy”

Can’t you just see him, slouched over that podium, talking to us Americans as if we have a hard time pronouncing the word ‘transmission’. “You see here, my fellow Americans, you come from a country called America, and I, am your leader. Just call me the Commander in uhm… uhm.. uh..
ah hell just call me the Commander Guy!”

What a maroon!

Well I’ll give him one thing, he finally made that time he called himself “the decider” look smart. Hard work and perseverance paid off. Congratulations Mr. President, you are officially an ass. Cue the Miss America music, there is no doubt, go directly past go, you are bona fide, certified and undeniably in the ass column.

Bush is an ass

It’s too bad for our soldiers he has achieved such ass-dom. You know, I’ve seen what the so-called radical left wing nut Nancy Pelosi and down right communist Harry Reid had proposed, and I gotta tell you, it was a fair compromise. It didn’t demand that Bush pull out the troops, it demanded that he be accountable for keeping troops in Iraq. Which means he had to go before Congress and explain why he needed to go beyond the pull-out date. You see though, that’s the worst part for him. Having to stand before Congress and be accountable. He doesn’t answer to nobody. He’s the decider, the Commander Guy!

We have a term for people like that here in this country, we call them “above the law”. Furthermore, the Constitution has a way for dealing with said above the law persons, it’s called impeachment.

Better watch it Mr. Commander Guy, the American people can only stand so much. Repent! Change your ways from cocky decider to a dignitary lame-duck statesmen or face the consequences. Do it for your own legacy, as well as our soldiers and the overall American people, who all don’t want to throw you and your crooked posse from the seat of power, but will do it if they begin to see every day you’re in there as being nothing but pointless destruction.